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The Cat
The board approved $50 million for AI transformation. It has to be gone by midnight — if it isn't, that means we aren't serious about AI.

You're the person who got told to "own AI." It is 11:58:30 PM.

What kind of employee are you today?

Species changes the math, not just the avatar.