Cost-Cutting & Laughter, Inc.
The Decompression Floor
Can't fix work? Laugh first.
Penthouse
Private Lift
Spend a Billionaire's Money
$400 billion. 90 seconds.
Penthouse
Private Lift
Spend 400 Billion Yuan
¥400 billion. 90 seconds.
30F
Innovation
Spend the AI Budget
$50M, 90 seconds, the board is watching
29F
Strategy
Is Your Company's AI Push Theatre?
Six signals, how much actually landed
9F
IT Support
Did AI Write This?
Paste your coworker's reply
9F
IT Support · The Cubicle
Are You Performing Too?
This mirror also faces you
21F
Workforce Analytics
Workforce Activity Monitor
See how long everyone was online
3F
Communications
AI Jargon Decoder
Twelve terms, three layers each
26F
Executive Suite
Spend It All By Midnight
$20 million. 90 seconds.
18F
People Operations
Is Your Boss Running Normally?
Six signals, one forecast
8F
Career Development
Side Hustle Fit Test
Not what you want — what you can carry
17F
Restrooms
The Hypocrisy Check
The mirror on this floor faces you
12F
Break Room
Work Bestie Compatibility
Takes two people to unlock
1F
Mediation Desk
Auntie Goose's Office
Auntie Goose is available
Utility
Facilities
Pointless Meeting Shredder
See what it actually cost
B1
Fire Exit
Still Not Laid Off
Check in once a day
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